greatest invention ever (in the history of today)

i'm not really sure if anything else was invented today, so i'll go ahead and claim that title as my own for now.

however, if you happen to have the low-down on anything better, created today after 6pm, please let me know. i'm not trying to start a war here.

ladies and gentlemen: the official unveiling of...

BANANARAMA

yes, bananarama, created from the very depths of... whatever i could find in my kitchen right now.

to create for yourself:

: 1 sliced banana, frozen for about 10 minutes

: vegan chocolate chips

: vegan marshmellow fluff

: top with walnuts

= mix and enjoy!

it's.just.that.easy. and delicious.

it has kind of an ice cream-y vibe to it, but exponentially better tasting and better for you.

for added benefits, add one part cat stevens or yusaf islam and chillax.

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